Britney Spears files for divorce

This goes right in the “Who didn’t see this coming…?” files right along with Lance Bass being gay and…well, please, what was more obvious than that one.

Reports are all over the internet now that Britney filed for divorce.  Muchmusic even reported that she did it via text-message.  DAMN, that’s cold.
Anyways, it’s really no surprise that the former singer (er, she still might sing but lately she’s been making a career out of being pregnant and trashy looking) is looking to get away from the best example of a man-golddigger slash crappy rapper as his “music” is as terrible as his, well, being a man. I can understand his partying or that he’s famous because he’s married to Britney Spears or that he’s mooching off her bank account or even that he seems like the biggest white trash dirtbag in the world but…there’s no excuse for his “music”.

So long, K-Fed. Maybe you’re still cool enough to hang with Kato Katlin or Andrew Dice Clay…

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