Chintendo Vii?!

Is your local store still out of stock on Nintendo Wii? Well, here’s the next best thing!

…well, no, not really. It’s actually really sad how there’s fake…everything in China. Hell, there’s fake Disneyland…

Please, parents, don’t get this for your kids…unless you hate them…and want them to get beat up every recess.

I don’t speak Mardarin but I’m sure those subtitles are at least as accurate as these ones…