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I don’t know how I managed to miss this since I’m as much of a fan of the Hitman series as I am a fan of, say, democracy…but some production stills of the new Hitman movie surfaced last week. Also, the trailer (found here) was released today, although I haven’t been able to locate a high-res version yet. In case you didn’t know, the Hitman series follows Agent 47, a genetically engineered clone built to be the perfect assassin, which, if you think about it, is a little strange since most people would notice a lanky bald man with a barcode on the back of his head. Through four games, 47 has been responsible for “accidents” claiming terrorists, mob bosses, corporate executives and even the fictional vice president of the United States in a bit of a political twist in Blood Money.


The movie will be produced by Luc Besson, the man behind the greatest assassin flick of all time, Leon the Professional, which was a great relief to fans who heard that the worst director in history, Uwe Boll, was originally attached to the project. Xavier Gens is actually directing the movie. Equally fortunate was the replacement of Vin Diesel in the title role by Timothy Olyphant of Deadwood. I was a tad skeptical when I heard Olyphant would play 47 since the actual guy 47 is based off, David Bateson, is an actor and does all the voices in all the games.


After seeing the trailer, I think I was right. Olyphant looks a bit…soft without a five o’clock shadow and doesn’t have the sharp features we’re used to seeing on 47. Actually, with the bald head, he looks sort of like Billy Zane. He is, however, a good actor so let’s hope for the best. He needs to scowl more to be closer to 47.

I do have a few other concerns after watching the trailer. I mean, that had better not be a love interest. 47 doesn’t have love interests…please don’t soften him up for mainstream America. That would piss me off right there. I also noticed tons of explosions and such. I know this is a Hollywood movie but that’s not 47’s style. Playing through Blood Money again this week, I think I fired a totally of five shots through the first ten levels. He’s a professional killer…no one should notice he’s even there. He’s not supposed to go in guns blazing like a John Woo movie. They should treat this movie like the developers treat the game…more art house than summer blockbuster.

The style of the movie, however, is nearly spot on down to 47’s signature Silverballer pistols. The music was actually the exact track from the initial funeral screen in Blood Money. That part is perfect but everything else…well, let’s just say I’m more worried now that I’ve seen the trailer.

(Sources: Kotaku, Bereitgesehen and Toutlecine.com)

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10 Comments »

Comment by Gary Lee
2007-06-26 10:25:12

you know . . . i can’t pass these kind of games . . . i have no patience. . . give me a game of paintball any day!

 
Comment by Leo
2007-06-26 10:36:48

Actually, Billy Zane may have been a better Agent 47. But I digress, I won’t bitch until I see the film.

Comment by Gary Lee
2007-06-27 00:43:38

didn’t billy zane play the Phantom back in the day?

Comment by Saman Sadeghi
2007-06-27 13:43:08

He did - Timothy Olyphant will do a great job I think!

 
 
 
2007-06-29 10:05:54

The preview looked awsome for a 30 second spot.

 
Comment by E.Blake Subscribed to comments via email
2007-07-06 08:09:05

Did anyone notice how high the bar code is on Olyphant’s head? In the game it is between the ears…not above them!

 
Comment by who? Subscribed to comments via email
2007-09-24 14:34:47

I dont know…Olyphant kinda has that immature look to him. And I just normally dont like it when they make a movie out of a game I like.

 
Comment by who? Subscribed to comments via email
2007-09-24 14:42:48

I actually may not see the movie, just like IF they make a Halo movie I would probably never see that. And honestly, I think the only thing I liked in the trailer was the music. Otherwise, Im a bit worried…

 
2007-12-02 20:55:32

[...] months of anticipation, I finally got to see Hitman last week. However, after I saw the trailers earlier in the summer, I [...]

 
Comment by kller
2008-03-06 05:10:14

hitman is the best film of the year

 
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