How To Fart Like…A Ninja?

by Ed Lau on June 27, 2008

Actually, I believe it’s escaping a fart but…half the time, it looks like he’s getting even more permeated in it. I don’t even know how to begin to explain this one…

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Malcolm Owen June 30, 2008 at 12:13 pm

To those that need an explanation – If you proceed backwards into a fart or inflame your person in the immediate area in and around the fart, the fart will travel with you. If you walk/run away from a fart, thanks to a drag effect, the fart travels with you, with little stopping it in the way of oncoming air. If you sidestep, the fart is directly in the path of airflow, meaning it will travel very slowly in comparison to you, with little or no drag, leaving you free to walk away fart-free.

(Pointless story – A friend worked in a furniture and hardware store, let rip a huge fart in a wardrobe, and walked away to work in a nearby section. Hours later, he saw a customer open the door to be greeted by fart. He was given a warning, but even his boss found it funny.)