Comments on: How To Fart Like…A Ninja? http://www.ededition.com/how-to-fart-likea-ninja/ 100% of your daily recommended intake of awesome Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:04:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sustainability http://www.ededition.com/how-to-fart-likea-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-177532 Sustainability Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:03:48 +0000 http://www.ededition.com/?p=713#comment-177532 I think the looks from other people would be worse than the smell I think the looks from other people would be worse than the smell

]]> By: Ed Lau http://www.ededition.com/how-to-fart-likea-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-168139 Ed Lau Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:25:24 +0000 http://www.ededition.com/?p=713#comment-168139 ...I don't know if that's incredibly useful information or entirely pointless. …I don’t know if that’s incredibly useful information or entirely pointless.

]]> By: Malcolm Owen http://www.ededition.com/how-to-fart-likea-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-168135 Malcolm Owen Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:13:15 +0000 http://www.ededition.com/?p=713#comment-168135 To those that need an explanation - If you proceed backwards into a fart or inflame your person in the immediate area in and around the fart, the fart will travel with you. If you walk/run away from a fart, thanks to a drag effect, the fart travels with you, with little stopping it in the way of oncoming air. If you sidestep, the fart is directly in the path of airflow, meaning it will travel very slowly in comparison to you, with little or no drag, leaving you free to walk away fart-free. (Pointless story - A friend worked in a furniture and hardware store, let rip a huge fart in a wardrobe, and walked away to work in a nearby section. Hours later, he saw a customer open the door to be greeted by fart. He was given a warning, but even his boss found it funny.) To those that need an explanation – If you proceed backwards into a fart or inflame your person in the immediate area in and around the fart, the fart will travel with you. If you walk/run away from a fart, thanks to a drag effect, the fart travels with you, with little stopping it in the way of oncoming air. If you sidestep, the fart is directly in the path of airflow, meaning it will travel very slowly in comparison to you, with little or no drag, leaving you free to walk away fart-free.

(Pointless story – A friend worked in a furniture and hardware store, let rip a huge fart in a wardrobe, and walked away to work in a nearby section. Hours later, he saw a customer open the door to be greeted by fart. He was given a warning, but even his boss found it funny.)

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