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While some may scoff at the idea of zombies, I believe in being prepared for an impending zombie outbreak. My various conversations on the subject have revealed better and better strategies in dealing with the undead hordes such as several other forms of ammunition-less weaponry and the fact that zombies might be able to walk underwater. They’re a tricky bunch, those brain-eating bastards.
It also seems like I’m not the only one. A friend recently pointed out a book available on Amazon for ten bucks which outlines zombie survival strategies. I haven’t read it but I have ordered it and I will be sure to let all of you know about any new developments on defeating the shambling armies of rotting corpses that may or may not lay siege on our civilization.
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Ha! Good stuff. Let me know if that book has any useful insights.
In India, we would feed the Zombies to snakes. We would then pray to Allah so all these beasts can finally rest in peace.
If I was ever caught in a sudden zombie infestation, I woul find the most annoying group of people I could locate and hole up with them. Isn’t it always the really annoying people that gets killed first. Either that or find a black dude, they make pretty good targets too.
I LOL’d
That’s a problem for us since we live in Vancouver where there are probably 10 black people in the city. It won’t be long before we run out.
You forget I work in the movie biz, it seems like every other brother in this city is an extra. I’ll just run to the nearest movie set.
I love that book! I really want to read his new one, World War Z.