Comments on: How To Survive a Zombie Invasion

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:25:26 +0000

wrong wrong wrong……if you are in a costco or another warehouse like that…u should use more than a hammer and shovel……no u bust out the guns…..and u have to take the glass windows into account……so i suggest going to a rural farm house…..the farther away u r from potential zombies…the better

By: Zombies killer person i read the books

Zombies killer person i read the books — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:38:16 +0000

my idea would to have a fat kid by and a dumbass and if u have seen zombieland follow those rules and btw guns are good but i would use a katana or some type of sword and if ur a pilot or in the military use as much weaponry as possible plus a plane or some type of car or plane at hand

By: John

John — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:09:38 +0000

FYI when the Zombie Invasion happens….. No help will come……. EVER.. You have to fight for yourself.

By: brandon

brandon — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:54:06 +0000

listen youve all got it wrong its not about fighting its about survivle you dont need big ass guns the simple thing to do is to go to a supermarket grab a wepon like a shuvle or a butchers knife inside the super market take down all zombies in there that way you can lock your self in a super market like tesco have enought food to last you the rest of your life and wepons plus make sure you bring people with you for support@Michael Kwan:

By: nathaniel

nathaniel — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:04:56 +0000

you dum ass no this is how it go you need guns ammo and blugin wepons you need a shotgun it blast out and you need a colt 45 2 and a bat and wood and barb wire around all doors and you need a home land its a big ass GUN!!!!!!! and you need canned food you always keap your gard up never let it down i no how it go down i wacth everey zombie move nown to man kind it like sow fuckin stupi if you dont wacth them there the ultmet suviful guide sow dontask me about any thing because i allready now it sow i would survive

By: Tala

Tala — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:53:35 +0000

ZOMBIES are cool i wouldnt wnat to be one but still……….

By: bob

bob — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:23:10 +0000

nuce the heck out of the zombies

By: bob

bob — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:22:19 +0000

i say go to dunams and grab the guns get a flamethrower and roast the —– out of the zombies then gather all the terrorist orginizations and have them attack the zombies with everything the got. then heard the survivors to the artic and let them freeze. zombies have no internal heating. then we go on living our lives. no atom bombs to much of a health hazard for living humens.

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Top Commentators for January | the.[ED]ition — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:02:04 +0000

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By: forgotenmemory

forgotenmemory — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:39:01 +0000

I would get a bunch of guns, about two friends. I would also get a shovel or something, a backpack full of food and hide somewhere

By: Marshall

Marshall — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:34:44 +0000

A shovel. A shovel would require close combat, and if an occasional zombie could get in all of them could get in. A shovel might work for combat against one zombie and maybe two. Then again, if it is the fast kind you wouldn’t have a chance in the world killing one with a shovel. Also, if it becomes appearent that the zombies are going to get to you I would think you would rather kill yourself with a gun rather than a shovel. If you would rather die than attack your friends/family anyway.

By: jimi

jimi — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:23:43 +0000

good idea but what if there is alot of zombies a hammer wont do and more than likly close combat with a horde of undead will lead to ur demise

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By: zombie hater. god i hate zombies.

zombie hater. god i hate zombies. — Mon, 14 May 2007 02:48:35 +0000

you forgot to mention baricades. barricades barricades barricades, its all about the barricades. =-) Also, the shovel will break eventually, be careful. the thing is to have a gun in your hand,ammo in your pocket, and a baseball bat in your belt loop… and lots and lots of barricades. Zombies are dumb bastards, the concept of climbing over barricades elludes them. lol, zombies, you dumb bastards.

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By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:18:37 +0000

Stupid customers deserve stupid answers. The next time they ask why they can’t play Half-Life 2 on a 300MHz Celeron, tell them that they can, but they need to upgrade the hamster first.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:49:17 +0000

i concede the point

By: Ed

Ed — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:18:04 +0000

Those customers will thank me when they read my blog. Instead of paying attention to their mundane and quite frankly, stupid questions…I’m a pioneer in the fight against zombies. Wouldn’t they rather know this kind of information rather than why they can’t play Half-Life 2 with a 300MHz Celeron?

By: Lesley

Lesley — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:30:25 +0000

might i just add that the “many times” you discussed this was september through october without fail, and i don’t think the boring times were couple with busy times when customers were flagging you down!

By: Michael Kwan

Michael Kwan — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:21:47 +0000

The thing is, if you equip yourself with a shovel, you have to engage in close combat… and that can be a little scary if you’re trying to fend off an alien invasion. Maybe they have a weakness like the robots in Itchy & Scratchy Land….