I’ve always found zombies to be sort of fascinating, mostly in that they’re so damned slow and stupid but they’re relentless in their pursuit of braaaaaiiinnnnssss… I mean, along with global warming, nuclear fallout and Rosie O’Donnell, a zombie apocalypse is something we should all know how to prepare for and defeat. It’s not as easy as you might think since zombies multiply rapidly and they can take a lot of punishment. A friend of mine came up with the solution “Be Batman.” which probably works but unless you have easy access to a cave, utility belts and sexually ambiguous sidekicks, you’re going to have to find other ways to fight the undead scourge. I just watched Resident Evil: Apocalypse and if that movie is any indication, even animals can get zombified and become a threat.
Luckily, there are others who recognize the danger zombies pose and the fine folks at CommonCraft have put together a great video called “Zombies in Plain English” to educate the masses.
Thanks to Michael for pointing this one out.
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…I take it watching Shaun of the Dead wasn’t training enough then.
We used to have gay zombies here at the edge of the world, but they didn’t like our Moogblarfen sandwiches so they left. http://weirdpsychofreak.blogspot.com