Is That Jessica Alba?

by Ed Lau on April 26, 2007

Really? Widely regarded as one of the hottest women on the planet, Jessica Alba looks like Homer shot her in the face with his makeup gun. Someone needs to learn Photoshop. Seriously, how much of a complete idiot do you have to be to make Jessica Alba look weird? That just ruined the entire purpose of the movie. Seriously, who actually liked the first Fantastic Four movie? The entire purpose of that movie (as well as just about every movie she’s ever done except Sin City) is “Jessica Alba is hot. Here’s two hours of…some story with some Jessica Alba action.” Now they’ve managed to make a promo that makes that seem less likely.


That’s Alba on the right and a Alba X Donatella Versace collaboration on the left.

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{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Jason April 26, 2007 at 11:42 am

That was such a great episode… “Homer, you’ve got it set to whore”…

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KellyCho April 26, 2007 at 4:08 pm

Man, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that episode!! And I thought I knew them all…

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MyMyMy April 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm

Another thing to consider is the righthand picture is from Into The Blue. During the filming of that movie, she was 22, single, tan and at her heaviest she’d been in a long time. Hence the spankariffic curves.
In the Lefthand picture, she is 3 years older and has lost a lot of weight from strict excercise.
Yeah, that picture is overdone, but in reality, her face *is* a lot thinner (along with the rest of her) than it used to be. She is still smokin’ hot, but as normal red-blooded male, I weep for what was.

Ah well, time to pop in Into The Blue and have my sun-drenched fantasy girl come to life again. *sniff*

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Saman Sadeghi May 1, 2007 at 2:15 pm

I disagree, that is not her – just look at her eyes…

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fruityoaty April 26, 2007 at 2:59 pm

OMG, I was just thinking the same thing… Donatella… before I read it. Freaky, doesn’t really look like her at all. I didn’t like Fantastic Four at all… and to this day, I cry over my lost CDN $8.50 and the 2 hrs. I can never get back because my friends FORCED me to see Alba’s very terrible flick “Honey”. Bleah.

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Michael Kwan April 26, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Wow, that poster is pretty freaky. And not in a good way.

By the way, I noticed that you’re up to three TLA sales. That’s awesome.

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msdanielle April 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm

it’s more like donatella x mary kate olsen. ick…

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Ed Lau April 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm

MyMyMy: She’s not 22 anymore but I have seen her in Vancouver recently filming the Fantastic Four sequel and she doesn’t look like…that…on the left. Head over the IMDB and you can find very recent press pictures of her and she’s still smokin’.

I just don’t see what the point of airbrushing the crap out of her face was. I could understand if she looked like Rosie O’Donnell but with Jessica Alba, that’s like saying “I think I can improve on this Ferrari. Pininfarina doesn’t know what they’re doing!”

fruityoaty: See, the entire point of Honey was for dude’s like me to oogle Jessica Alba. For me, you could’ve just had her stand there for two hours and it would’ve been the same movie.

Michael: Yeah man, that nurse uniform one was just this morning. I was like “Whoa!” and then I saw they were actual nurse uniforms…and not what I was thinking.

Danielle: That’s just sick…what the hell?

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Angela April 26, 2007 at 4:42 pm

Kudos for the Simpsons reference. That doesn’t even look like Jessica Alba. If anything, it looks a little like Denise Richards or maybe one of the Olsen twins. Ya think?

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Alex Ion April 27, 2007 at 4:18 am

So I should choose which one of the two I want ? :)

She does look bad on the left picture, isn’t it ?

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Gary Lee April 27, 2007 at 10:26 am

if the left is the bizarro version of her and that was all that was offered to me . . i’d still take her . . . hahaha . . . . but for reals . . we need to find out the graphics guy who did this and call him out!

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green April 28, 2007 at 3:01 am

She doesnt look like her. Jes is my fav. But if i had to make a choise between two, i would prefer right one.

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Leo April 30, 2007 at 7:52 pm

Worked with her on FF2, she looks great in person!

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