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Madness?

THIS…IS…TOP GEAR!

When you piss someone off, it’s only right that the other guy gets to kick you in the chest, making you plummet down a bottomless pit. This is, of course, the response to Michael incorrectly reporting that my favorite TV show, BBC’s Top Gear would not be back. The news drove me nuts but after some digging, I was relieved that I wouldn’t have to commit seppuku and that Top Gear would be back, even if it is in the fall rather than summer. Michael later corrected himself but not before causing me and his other readers undue pain and suffering.

And so, I, on behalf of everyone that reads Beyond the Rhetoric and inspired by the Frank Miller’s 300, kicked Michael in the chest, causing him to plummet down a bottomless pit, this past Saturday after Dot Com Pho. Justice has been served.



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22 Comments »

Comment by Gary Lee
2007-03-26 10:47:09

is it me or does Michael just laugh in the face of pain?

Comment by Leo
2007-03-26 19:55:12

I think Michael’s laughing at Ed’s attempt at a kick ;)

Comment by Ed Lau
2007-03-26 21:01:00

It’s more of a nudge…I didn’t want to kill him with the kick itself. Of course, he wasn’t laughing once he’s falling down a bottomless pit.

 
 
 
Comment by Michael Kwan
2007-03-26 10:52:42

Can’t help but notice you basically cropped yourself out of the picture. :p

And yes, I laugh in the face of pain. No mercy. No surrender.

Comment by Ed Lau
2007-03-26 10:56:12

I didn’t…I just forgot to shrink it down…lol. Re-uploading as we…type.

 
 
Comment by msdanielle
2007-03-26 11:51:45

wow he looks so willing to take a hit to the chest. i’ll try not to wrong you ed, don’t want to be subject to a “kicking ms danielle in the chest” post

 
Comment by Stephen
2007-03-26 14:02:00

Nice Work! :lol:

When you pull yourself out of the pit, we’ll see you at the next Dot Com Pho Michael.

Comment by Michael Kwan
2007-03-26 17:46:35

Actually, if that pit is in Sparta and it’s bottomless, wouldn’t I just come out the other end of the Earth… which would be approximately Ecuador? :lol:

Comment by Leo
2007-03-26 19:57:17

Nope, you will fall just past halfway until gravity swings you back, eventually “floating” at the centre. ;)

Comment by Michael Kwan
2007-03-26 23:07:02

Ha! I guess you’re right! I’d be stuck in limbo at the Earth’s core.

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Comment by Ajith
2007-03-26 19:09:36

Hmm it seems like michael has got his Map out just to find where hell be coming out…

Comment by Michael Kwan
2007-03-26 23:07:27

Nah, it was just a random guess. It could very well be Guatemala, Peru, Colombia…

 
 
Comment by Kiltak
2007-03-27 02:46:44

Best * Photoshop * Skills * Ever!

Comment by Ed Lau
2007-03-27 15:34:39

It’s true. I do, in fact, rule.

 
 
2007-03-27 03:45:06

[...] Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give an Enzo to T.J. from Deuce Bigalow? He might as well have gone back in time and killed Shakespeare or thrown his own feces at the Mona Lisa. That’s pretty much the equivalent to what he’s done to that beautiful, beautiful Ferrari. He better hope I don’t find him or I’m going to kick him in the chest. [...]

 
2007-03-27 09:58:37

[...] crashes a Red Ferrari Enzo. Coincidence? I think not. I agree with Ed Lau and thinks he deserves a kick in the chest, [...]

 
2007-03-29 10:52:23

[...] stupid! Whoever does this thinking that they’re getting a deal deserves a Michael Kwan-esque Kick in the Chest! Bookmark at:StumbleUpon | Digg | Del.icio.us | Dzone | Newsvine | Spurl | Reddit | Yahoo! MyWebIf [...]

 
2007-03-31 23:24:54

[...] bringing up the behind again.  You kick like a Panda.  Choo Choo, here comes the [...]

 
2007-04-01 10:05:23

[...] I know Leo from his other job as a security guy at London Drugs and he is not a guy you want to kick in the chest. The movie stars a couple of my favorite actors: Neal McDonough, who I will always remember as Buck [...]

 
2007-04-01 19:03:03

[...] Ed Lau stayed to his word, and kicked Michael Kwan´s chest for blogging about the end of Top Gear. Top Gear of course is not going [...]

 
2007-04-10 06:36:30

[...] hope this doesn’t result in me getting kicked in the chest by Ed Lau, because the source of this information is the same as what got me into that whole chest-kicking [...]

 
2008-03-05 22:48:09

[...] as graphic as Halo 3. Getting shot in the virtual face might be a little less painful than getting kicked in the chest and falling down a bottomless [...]

 
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