Kicking Michael Kwan in the Chest

by Ed Lau on March 26, 2007



When you piss someone off, it’s only right that the other guy gets to kick you in the chest, making you plummet down a bottomless pit. This is, of course, the response to Michael incorrectly reporting that my favorite TV show, BBC’s Top Gear would not be back. The news drove me nuts but after some digging, I was relieved that I wouldn’t have to commit seppuku and that Top Gear would be back, even if it is in the fall rather than summer. Michael later corrected himself but not before causing me and his other readers undue pain and suffering.

And so, I, on behalf of everyone that reads Beyond the Rhetoric and inspired by the Frank Miller’s 300, kicked Michael in the chest, causing him to plummet down a bottomless pit, this past Saturday after Dot Com Pho. Justice has been served.

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Gary Lee March 26, 2007 at 10:47 am

is it me or does Michael just laugh in the face of pain?


Leo March 26, 2007 at 7:55 pm

I think Michael’s laughing at Ed’s attempt at a kick ;)


Ed Lau March 26, 2007 at 9:01 pm

It’s more of a nudge…I didn’t want to kill him with the kick itself. Of course, he wasn’t laughing once he’s falling down a bottomless pit.


Michael Kwan March 26, 2007 at 10:52 am

Can’t help but notice you basically cropped yourself out of the picture. :p

And yes, I laugh in the face of pain. No mercy. No surrender.


Ed Lau March 26, 2007 at 10:56 am

I didn’t…I just forgot to shrink it down…lol. Re-uploading as we…type.


msdanielle March 26, 2007 at 11:51 am

wow he looks so willing to take a hit to the chest. i’ll try not to wrong you ed, don’t want to be subject to a “kicking ms danielle in the chest” post


Stephen March 26, 2007 at 2:02 pm

Nice Work! :lol:

When you pull yourself out of the pit, we’ll see you at the next Dot Com Pho Michael.


Michael Kwan March 26, 2007 at 5:46 pm

Actually, if that pit is in Sparta and it’s bottomless, wouldn’t I just come out the other end of the Earth… which would be approximately Ecuador? :lol:


Leo March 26, 2007 at 7:57 pm

Nope, you will fall just past halfway until gravity swings you back, eventually “floating” at the centre. ;)


Michael Kwan March 26, 2007 at 11:07 pm

Ha! I guess you’re right! I’d be stuck in limbo at the Earth’s core.


Ajith March 26, 2007 at 7:09 pm

Hmm it seems like michael has got his Map out just to find where hell be coming out…


Michael Kwan March 26, 2007 at 11:07 pm

Nah, it was just a random guess. It could very well be Guatemala, Peru, Colombia…


Kiltak March 27, 2007 at 2:46 am

Best * Photoshop * Skills * Ever!


Ed Lau March 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm

It’s true. I do, in fact, rule.


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