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By now I’m sure most of you have heard of the charges against Michael Vick for allegedly funding an illegal dog-fighting ring in one of his houses. I’m not the world’s biggest dog person but even I’m outraged at something like abusing animals for personal pleasure. I mean, Michael Vick…you’re rich as hell, you’re the star quarterback for an NFL team…how monumentally stupid do you have to be to do something like this? But I digress.
Anyways, although Vick is expected to enter some sort of plea bargain, today it seems someone is taking in upon themselves to bring Vick to justice themselves by suing him for, and I quote, “$63,000,000,000 billion dollars”. That’s right, a Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches claims that Vick stole two of his dogs for the purposes of dog fighting. Now, other than the amount (and I’m not sure whether to interpret that as $63 trillion or $63…trillion…billion), this all seems rather normal. Well, as normal as “63,000,000,000 billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered via “UPS”" can be…
However, Riches also claims that Vick sold dogs on eBay to “purchase missiles from Iran” because he “pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda”.
Oh, and by the way, the whole lawsuit is written by hand…on lined paper…because the guy suing Michael Vick is himself in prison.
Well, it’s a rainy day now, Michael Vick. Better collect those pennies in a jar.
See all three pages of this hilarious lawsuit here, here and here.
(Source: The Superficial)
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What is he on crack or something?
Michael Vick must have also misplaced his dry cleaning.
Even if he won, he wouldn’t be able to get a sum like that, you had to rob a couple of countries of their money reserves to get up in that amount..
This only happens in america damn!
The inmate who sued Michal Vick has now sued LeBron James and Barry Bonds.
http://dreadnaught.wordpress.com/tag/jonathan-lee-riches/
yojoe
i hope vick rots in jail.
LOL! I expected a frown or angry face.