When you’re the President of the United States, you can’t just ride in any old car. Not only does it have to look cool but it has to have all kinds of impervious security features. Barrack Obama’s new ride totally just outclasses everything that came before it. The Cadillac One has features like kevlar-reinforced tires, armor-plated petrol tanks and 8-inch thick armor plates. It also comes standard equipped with shotguns, tear gas and bags of President Obama’s blood in case of emergencies. With all this “panic room on wheels” gear, it isn’t surprising that “The Beast” (as it’s known to the Secret Service) gets only 8 miles to the gallon.
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It should also be noted that the interior can be completely sealed off in the face of a chemical/biological weapon threat. The car is able to generate its own air.
Wow, that’s completely insane. I wonder how long you can survive in the car though- they seem to have forgotten to store food and water!