The Eagle…er…Page Has Landed

by Ed Lau on August 9, 2011

I’m still not quite sure what the benefits of having a personal landing page are but after seeing a few familiar faces using free services from some specialized personal landing page sites, I decided to make one of my own. If nothing else, it will give me a URL I can put on business cards that I probably won’t need to change and shows my entire presence on the internet. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve handed out cards but had to add “Oh, but my food blog is here.” at foodie events or “But I also write for Canucks Hockey Blog.” at tweetups. Instead, I can just hand them a card that directs to a site where all my online stuff is.

That and I have to admit, I thought up a somewhat clever domain name (edlauis.me) and registered it on a whim. I don’t like using free services since I think that’s like using Blogspot or Blogger or even Wordpress to host my blog rather than having my own URL. I also thought it would be fun to learn how to write a website from scratch using lines of HTML and CSS code rather than having it all done for me with Wordpress.

What do you think? O

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I wanted to write my review of this summer’s Michael Bay blockbuster and the last (I think) of the Michael Bay/Shia The Beef incarnation of the Transformers franchise later…after I had seen it again…as a half-way decent, not-that-shaky camera rip I found on the internet. Let me explain why.

Transformers has a special place in my heart. I loved the toys, I enjoyed the TV shows and generally, I associate it with pleasant parts of my childhood. However, I’ve never really gotten on board with the movies. The first one I sort of enjoyed because it was a Transformers movie but I couldn’t stand the cheesy dialogue. I’ve always thought Michael Bay just states the obvious…and the movie really does with lines like “One must stand and one must fall.” sort of garbage. That’s probably why I hated the second movie so much. While the first movie had cool set pieces, fun action sequences, a little good humor and shots of Megan Fox bending over a Camero, the second was full of stupid one-liners, blatant racism and all the fights were jumbles of scrap metal tumbling too fast for anyone to see.

I had no reason to think Dark of the Moon was any different and it really isn’t but I have to say, I spent the entire movie with my eyes wide open behind two pairs of glasses (the 3D ones, which were Scotch-taped to my own. No, really.) yelling “WOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!” as one of the movie’s thousands of explosions. Honestly, I can’t remember a more spectacular looking movie since I saw Avatar. It was like staring directly into Michael Bay’s head, where I’m sure all of his thought processes have explosions and low sweeping camera angles. This is the sort of movie that Michael Bay makes when he isn’t hindered by silly things like gravity, reality or history books.

But like Avatar, without the visual flash, the movie isn’t a particularly good one. I mean, I haven’t bothered to watch Avatar since the time I saw it in IMAX 3D. There’s really no point since the movie isn’t very good without the effects. It’s like a peacock without the plumage…just not very interesting.

The script is convoluted, confusing, poorly written and the entire first half of the movie is irrelevant by the time the second hour rolls along. Watching it again without the big screen just emphasizes the movie’s flaws. Inevitably, you will come across that moment where you think to yourself “Wait…why didn’t they just ?” or “Oh come on…no one would EVER do !” because there’s no way a logical human being would stand around with her hair blowing in the wind as things blow up around her.

Speaking of which, Rosie Huntington-Whitely replaces Megan Fox in this third film for reasons that I could care less about because it isn’t like Megan Fox brings anything but hotness to the table. It’s hard to complain when the movie begins with what is basically a five minute sequence of Bay’s Victoria’s Secret footage that never made it to the commercials but it’s hard to think of her as anything but eye candy in this film since all of her scenes feel like they should be accompanied with Bay standing over your shoulder, pointing at the screen and yelling “She’s HOT! Look at how HOT she is!” in your ear. No, really…that’s her entire role in Dark of the Moon but that really could be said of all the humans in Transformers who are all rather replaceable, interchangeable and forgettable.

Actually, now that I think about it, most of the robots are insignificant as well. Other than the main players like Optimus, Megatron, Bumblebee, and a few others, most of the rest look the same and unless you’re a huge Transformers nerd fan, you aren’t even going to know their names. Most of the time, I had to lean over and ask my buddy who many of the indistinguishable piles of metal were. “Oh, so that’s Shockwave? Wait…which one is Soundwave, then!?” The original cartoon versions were always very easy to tell who’s who but in this movie and the previous one…why do all the Decepticons look the same?

The real star of the show is Michael Bay, who has someone managed to make a movie I absolutely hate but love at the same time. Seeing this film in the theater was just amazing. The visual effects are incredible and the CG is actually quite seamless when you consider how much of the movie takes place on a motherboard somewhere. However, even the best Michael Bay movie is still a Michael Bay movie. Also, I’m not sure if this was the case in the first two movies but I thought this was a much more violent movie than before. People actually die and the robots fight in a really brutal way, tearing each other’s parts off and spraying blood or motor oil or whatever everywhere. If the Transformers were made of flesh and blood, this would be more like Saw than Transformers.

None of the dialogue makes sense. None of the scenes seem to play out in a logical order. None of the characters are close to believable. You walk out of the theater thinking “THAT LOOKED AWESOME!” but also “…wait, what just happened for damned near 3 hours!?”. Bay’s storytelling is not as much storytelling as it is taking a story and using it as an excuse to make things blow up. Who needs narrative when we have guns, robots and pretty girls, right? Oh, and the ending is one of the worst I’ve seen in movies. I know that sounds harsh but it’s made worse by how abruptly the movie ends. Right then, it will hit you how awful the whole thing really was. Pretty, but awful.

Dark of the Moon is pointless…about as pointless as movies get…but it’s fun. I tried to write this review without saying “…for some reason” but that’s what you’re going to find yourself saying a lot of the time to explain the plot. I actually recommend you watch it but do so in a theater in 3D (the 3D is actually not terrible this time) or on a 60+ inch TV. I can live with it if it’s on a big screen but otherwise, it’s about as pleasant as eating your own hair.

Verdict: 6.5 out of 10

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I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan. I’ve never read the books and have only seen each movie a single time a piece. I mean, I enjoyed four of them, I think while three others were rather forgettable. I can see the appeal of the books but they’re just not my cup of tea. However, since I got to see this movie a day early, I thought I had to write something for it.

It’s funny to see the huge transition between this film and the first where the heroes were half their current size. Overall, I think the Harry Potter series is a real achievement in film…a true eight-part series where the movies can stand alone but aren’t really complete unless they’re all watched together. I don’t think any other series has ever gone this long with true sequels. I mean, James Bond has gone on for over 20 movies but only the hero’s name has remained the same throughout. You can easily watch one and not the others but with Harry Potter, that would be just confusing. Deathly Hallows, Part 2 is unrelenting in the fact that it’s a second part to a larger film. If you haven’t seen Deathly Hallows, Part 1, then there’s very little in ways of recaps and too bad if you don’t get it.

The 8th movie finds the Harry Potter universe divided with Harry, Hermione and Ron hunting down various trinkets called horcruxes and the forces of evil led by Voldemort hunting them down and doing the usual world domination plan. Unlike the first movies that had a more cheerful and whimsical tone, Deathly Hallows, Part 2 is very dark and morose with lots of death and violence. Previous movies had some very moody moments and big battles as well but they were slotted in with scenes of the kids learning magic in classrooms or playing quidditch. I know this is the end of the books and it’s supposed to be the most “mature” of the series but it’s a bit of a bummer to see everyone wear frowns the whole time.

But I get it. We had our fun with previous movies and there has to be resolution somewhere. This had been a bit of a coming of age series but by the 8th movie, the kids had grown up and have to deal with…well, what they call real life. Unfortunately, I think that’s why this movie doesn’t work for me as a movie and why I’m sure I would absolutely hate this book if I actually read it.

While I could deal with the deux ex machina resolutions in previous movies where everyone is saved by things that happen with little or no reasonable explanation, things have built up so much by the time this last film rolled around that it deserved better. I mean, the owner of the Deathly Hallows was supposed to be the Master of Death and that really doesn’t come to fruition. J.K Rowlings built up the inevitable and only way Harry could defeat Voldemort and I thought that a little silly as well. Basically, it’s a whole lot of “oh, this happened because it did.”, hiding behind the fact that so little of the magic is explained that they can just make it up on the fly…and at times, I thought they had.

Deathly Hallows, Part 2 is well made, well shot and has very good performances by an all-star cast. I mean, behind Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint there are greats like Gary Oldman, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman to name just a few. Ralph Fiennes, I thought, dominates the movie as a frightening Voldemort. Everyone else only shows up from time to time or in certain cases, for little more than extended cameos but Voldemort’s presence is felt even when he isn’t on screen. Helena Bonham Carter gives hilarious crazy eyes every time she’s on screen.

Some of the set pieces are very entertaining and the battles are very well done, with a great sense of scale and grandeur. I always thought that the fighting in the whole Harry Potter series is rather boring. They say it’s magic but really, they’re just fighting with guns shaped like sticks. Think about it…they’re just zapping each other with lasers most of the time. I would really prefer some actual magic…and you get hints of that here and there in the films but 90% of the time, they’re flinging glowing balls of light poop at each other.

I will say this though…the movie is very good at pulling your heartstrings. Even for someone with very little invested in these characters, I could feel their pain. I could see the heroism that boils inside some of them and I understood why they are willing to do what they do. The emotional part of the movie keeps it simple and unlike the plot or the magic or the lore, everyone can understand fighting to defend their loved ones. Everyone can appreciate sacrifice and honor.

Maybe it’s because I’m not a huge fan and haven’t spent hours reading wikis, learning about the Harry Potter world but I’ve always felt like not enough is explained. Even when things are, it’s usually after something important happens and nothing more about why it happened is said other than that’s just the way it is. I get why people go crazy for this sort of thing and I really enjoyed some of the Harry Potter movies but this last act isn’t one of them. As a movie, it is spectacular…worthy of the summer blockbuster label but as a story or rather the end of a very, very long story, it just falls short for me.

Verdict: 7.0 out of 10

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CCFCC 2011: Dragon Feast of the Century

by Ed Lau on July 7, 2011

I was only able to make it to a few of the CCFCC 2011 events because I had a load of scheduling conflicts (the President’s Ball was at the same time as Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals…) but I’m glad I managed to get to the ones I did. I didn’t get downtown to ride the Canada Line with everyone else but since lunch at The Rain Flower Restaurant was located in Richmond, I made it in time for the Dragon Feast of the Century. No, we didn’t eat any dragons. Yes, I was a bit disappointed at that too.

Usually at these events, I’m seated with other members of the local media, most of whom I’m pretty familiar with by now but this time, I found myself at a table full of young chefs from Vancouver Community College. It was an interesting time. We shared some laughs and talked food. However, I was surprised at how much each of them refused to eat. I thought that chef’s would at least have a taste of everything to give it a shot. Weirds me out a little that people working in the food industry would not eat fish or crab…but I digress.

I’m not really familiar with the “15 Dragon Chefs” but according to the CCFCC, they are:

Chef Chi Ling Tam –Executive Chef of Golden Swan Seafood Restaurant
Chef Wing Kuen Wu – Executive Chef of Rain Flower Seafood Restaurant
Chef Tony Luk – Executive Chef of Jade Seafood Restaurant
Chef Sam Leung – Executive Chef at Dynasty Seafood Restaurant
Chef Mike Kin On Li –Executive Chef at Imperial Seafood Restaurant
Chef Kent Wong –Head Chef of Imperial Seafood Restaurant
Chef Henry Yu—Executive chef at Dragon View Seafood Restaurant
Chef Ho Lim Cho – Executive of Floata Seafood Restaurant
Chef Garley Leung – Master Dim Sum Chef Dynasty Seafood Restaurant
Chef Jian Ming Lai –Dim Sum Head Chef, Rain Flower Seafood Restaurant
Chef Peter Chen –Dim Sum Head Chef, Golden Swan Seafood Restaurant
Chef Siu Kuen Wong –Chef, Shiang Garden Restaurant
Chef Chun Ming Huang –Executive Sous Chef, Shiang Garden Seafood Restaurant
Chef Patrick Mo –Executive Chef, Black Sheep Pub & Restaurant

Our first course for lunch was an appetizer plate with a duo of drunken squab breast and Nanjing style arctic char. The white balls with black dots are dragon fruit…very sweet and delicate tasting. The arctic char is left pink, almost raw in the center and served cold. Almost everyone at the table agreed it was delicious along with the drunken squab breast, which had quite an intense amount of alcohol in it and also served cold.

Crab and lobster for lunch?! Sign me up! The next course was a dungeness crab and lobster in jade purse. A jade purse is a vegetable leaf holding the lobster and crab meat together, letting all those juices intermingle and soak in. It’s hard to not make crab or lobster taste good but this was another exceptional dish with loads of flavor in there. My only complaint was that the temperature was a bit tepid but since they were serving 30-40 tables at the same time, I can understand.

Temperature was much more of a problem with the next dish, a braised Fraser Valley duck breast, empress style. The duck is served on beds of tofu with a mix of mushrooms. Unfortunately, the duck breast was cold and dry along with the tofu and mushrooms so it wasn’t particularly pleasant. The duck tasted alright and the mushrooms were earthy and crunchy but all together, it didn’t work.

This is called a tenderloin teaser in filigree cup. It’s chunks of beef served with asparagus, peppers and pineapple…classic flavor combos, lightening up the richness and peppery beef with fruity sweetness and crunch.

The next dish was this yin yang steamed eggplant, which did not win over many people at our table even though many of us said we love eggplant. Ours was a bit overdone and mushy, the outer skin was quite tough and overall, everything was a little too salty. Like a couple previous dishes, it might’ve been better if there was a bit more heat.

Our last course was a seafood siu bang, which literally translates as seafood roasted biscuit. The pastry was light and crispy, filled with a creamy, mayo-like sauce and chunks of seafood. I didn’t get much seafood in mine but it was warm, toasty and actually quite good.

Dessert was a longevity date cake, a sort of jello-like dish with a light, fruity flavor with a hint of tea. We all enjoyed it but thought it could’ve been better. Personally, I would love to see someone do a modern take on this stuff…maybe serving it warm with a cookie and some vanilla ice cream like a sort of Asian apple pie.

It was a good lunch at The Rain Flower but I was a little put off by how much they were charging people for drinks, even $3-4 for generic bottled water or regular Chinese tea. I know we’re eating courtesy of the conference but I don’t ever remember paying $5 for a pot of tea.

Looking forward to next year. I’ll mark the days off my calendar when I find out when CCFCC 2012 is.

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CCFCC 2011: Tastes of Canada

by Ed Lau on June 29, 2011

I was lucky enough to receive an invitation to the Canadian Culinary Federation conference this year, a week long event full of seminars with esteemed chefs as speakers and receptions featuring some great food. Unfortunately, there were a couple of scheduling conflicts with the Vancouver Canucks playoff run so I couldn’t go to everything but I did get the chance to taste some amazing dishes and meet some interesting people in the industry.

The first thing you see when you get in the door is a massive ice sculpture. There were actually several large ice sculpture but only this one dispensed X-four vodka. No seriously…it was a giant block of ice with a tap in it. Now that’s a pretty extravagant way to keep your drinks frosty.

I started with some of the lighter offerings around the room. Can’t go wrong with freshly shucked raw oysters!

There were two different tables with assortments of cheese.

I only tried the plate from the Youth Team Canada, which is a Qualicum goat’s cheese, braised organic cippolini onions, mulled tomato and micro-greens with a salt and vinegar cracker and emulsified chimichurri. Everything on the plate works well together with sweet, sour, creamy, crunchy, mild, sharp and all kinds of textures…plus it’s a good looking plate as well. It’s paired with a Fraser Valley apple cider Tom Collins, which I thought had a strange gingery taste to it.

From Ontario, this is a pan-fried potato and goat cheese perogy with sauteed shiitake mushrooms, candied double smoked bacon and scallion cream. While I enjoyed the mushrooms, I found the perogy very bland and under seasoned. Unfortunate since I absolutely love cheese and potato perogies.

Another cool idea that fell a little short was this…pulled pork muffin. No, seriously…Alberta’s entry was pulled pork in a pinto cornmeal muffin topped with a maple butter cream frosting and smoked chipotle crackle. Now, I’ve had bacon cheesecake so I’m no stranger to mixing sweet with savory but I was just not impressed here. I didn’t really get the pulled pork part of it (there’s a tiny little chunk in the center) so it was just like a sweet, cornmeal muffin to me. I just didn’t understand what the intention of this dish was, I guess.

I did enjoy the Alberta Amber’s Brewing Company Sap Vampire Maple Lagera Simple, though. I don’t know why they can’t just call it “beer” either.

Saskatchewan came with a mustard cured duck bacon, Lac La Ronge wild rice and barley galette with carmine jewel cherry preserve. The duck was slightly tough but tasted okay. The rice, however, was a little too bland even with the salty duck on top of it.

Representing the Okanagan was a juniper cured venison bresadla with arugula and crispy shallots. I love cured meat and this is a good way to enjoy it but the venison is a tad dry for me. I would’ve preferred more of the cured prosciutto texture.

It’s hard to go wrong with putting anything on your macaroni and cheese, especially something as awesome as lobster. Prince Edward Island prepared a creamy mac and cheese, full of great little crunchy, overbaked pieces of melty cheese and a few chunks of succulent lobster. Not particularly creative but no complaints about the flavor.

Manitoba describes their dish as Manitoban smoked goldeye terrine with beet and goat cheese puree and sauteed pickerel cheeks, micro greens and a flax seed vinaigrette. The pickerel cheek was cooked nicely and seasoned well but the smoked goldeye terrine was tepid and lacked flavor. Absolutely stone cold but maybe it was just mine but I didn’t go back to try again.

I spoke to many people at the event and mostly everyone agreed that the best dish was from Quebec. This is a quail stuffed with fiddleheads, wrapped in boar bacon with celeriac and apple puree. The quail is tender and juicy and I don’t even really know what fiddleheads are but oh man, the stuffing inside the quail is just delicious. Mixed with the creamy puree and this is just a fantastic dish. I had seconds and probably could’ve had room for another if I didn’t try just about everything in the room. I’m sure I missed a couple but it was a busy night and a couple tables shut down before the end of it.

I’m not much a dessert guy but even I had to try the dish from BC, a hazelnut s’more with Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Christie graham crumbs, dark chocolate and marshmallows. Alone it would’ve been a very good dessert already, full of chocolate and hazelnut flavor…rich and velvety but paired with a Canterbury iced hazelnut coffee sealed the deal.

And I’m not even much of a coffee drinker. I’m much more into tea so fortunately for me, there was a big spread of various teas from Silk Road Tea in Victoria. I had an iced tea that I could swear tasted of ginger but didn’t have any in it and an oolong tea that was perfect for winding down after sampling so many different dishes.

Fantastic event put on by the CCFCC and while there were a few dishes that fell flat, there were a few that were flat out amazing. Someone call Quebec and tell them to ship me some more of that quail.

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