The True Story About John Chow and Pandas

Posted on September 13th, 2007 by Ed Lau in Random
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  1. Carl said on September 13th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    That’s pretty much exactly how our conversation went too, I remember it!

    I agree, I should be posting to my personal blog more often.

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  2. Blogging The Movie said on September 13th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    That would be interesting to get you guys on film. You guys are in VC right?? I was just there a couple of months ago.. chillng granville. Nice City. I wanted to do an interview with JC.. but he never replied to my email in time.

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  3. Ben Cook said on September 13th, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    John seems to have upgraded from rocks to knives. Seriously though, don’t you just hate it when the trees throw rocks back? lol

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  4. Ed Lau said on September 13th, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    It wasn’t the trees, I tell you…it was a family of pandas fighting for their lives, avenging their fallen loved ones!

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  5. YC said on September 14th, 2007 at 1:04 am

    Why don’t we dress up as the Chinese army or something and arrest John Chow for hurting pandas? Gets us all on the news.

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  6. James said on September 14th, 2007 at 8:32 am

    It’s an ugly story but I suppose the world need to know what evil it is up against.

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  7. Alex said on September 14th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    No wonder he’s the root of all evil. Go pandas!

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  8. Josh Mullineaux said on September 16th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    I disagree with John about the rocks… Using evil powers obtained through concentrated study of johnchow.com, is the best way to take down the powers of the panda’s!

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  9. stutup said on September 23rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    what the hell man i panda like are awsome you jackass

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  10. Elvis Kiefer said on November 10th, 2007 at 2:49 am

    Not really getting the point of this story and who the hell is John Chow any how?

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  11. sushi said on January 7th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    hey carl, tell john that he’s going to hell and i cant wait until he does because i want the devil to through rocks at him and i want him to get tourtured for etirnity and i will laugh so hard and the pain will never go away. so have fun now while you’re on earth because you wont have fun when you die.and everyone who goes on this site and doesnt feel bad for the animals, then you’re sick. from the comments that i’ve look out so far are against you so just stop, you’re not cool.

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  12. lankapo said on April 1st, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    panda is a cute animal why in the world we want to kill them .
    poor panda ..:)

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  13. ciara said on May 10th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    pandas rock! so dont dis pandas!!!!!!

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  14. Wess Stewart said on August 1st, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Why kill pandas? Because they taste good and they are a nuisance. They are the cutest infestation ever.

    Pandas…..rock???

    *grin*

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