Would You Have Sex With Queen Elizabeth II?

Let me explain.

During my backpacking trip through Europe this summer, my friends and I invented new ways to amuse ourselves during the long train rides between countries.  We would talk to strangers, rate hot chicks, play card games, watch stuff on my laptop, write for our blog and generally be stupid.  One of the most memorable was posing theoretical scenarios to each other.

It started when we had the opportunity to go to the French Open.  I said I’d pay for tickets if they were…say…around 50 Euros but only if it was the Nadal match (probably the best one of that day).  I’d pay 100 if it was Federer.  So naturally, my jackass friends asked “What if it was 101 Euros?” and obviously, the answer is yeah…duh.  So we quizzed each other on how much we’d pay for the Gold Medal hockey game at the Olympics in 2010 if Canada was playing and Game 7 of the Canucks in the Stanley Cup final.  If you’re wondering, I said I’d pay up to a grand (which I think is probably fair) to watch the Gold Medal and probably…five grand to watch the Canucks in Game 7 (if it was a good team that year.)

The questions got more and more ridiculous such as if you were given an unlimited amount of money and time, could you assassinate the President of the United States or find Osama bin Laden and how?  My personal favorite was Would you have sex with the Queen of England if she gave you a billion pounds?

There are rules to this situation.  One, there are no consequences.  The Queen will not given you any STDs or injure you in any way.  She also will not kill you to keep your ass quiet and you WILL receive your one billion pounds.  Two, no one will ever know except you and the Queen.

A couple of my friends said no while another and I said hell yeah, bring it on.  I can’t think of a single good reason not to.  Well, let me rephrase that…I can’t think of a reason that isn’t significantly dwarfed by a reason to do it!  Sure, the Queen is pushing 80 but hey, it’s a billion.  It’s pretty gross and stuff but hey, no one is ever going to know…and it’s a billion.  I’d buy myself two Bugatti Veyrons…one just for looking!  I can’t begin to imagine what I’d do with a billion pounds…so if Queen Elizabeth II ever propositioned me like that, you can be sure I’d get myself in there.

Would you guys do it?  I should start a blog tag like this and see what some people come up with for stupid questions.

I’ve got plenty more stupid Europe stories like this to tell.  Maybe I’ll get back into it at another time.

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